Silly season (2)
ore 'silly season' old jokes:
'I know a man who eats nothing but Chinese food'
'Why is that?'
'He's a Chinaman'
'Where were you born?' 'Liverpool' 'What part?'
'All of me' 'Have you lived there all your life?'
'Not yet' 'Any great men born there?'
'No - only babies'
'How long has your father been in his present position?'
'Three months' 'And what is he doing?'
'What sort of pudding is this?'
'Just a moment - (nibbles at it) - Eton.'
Posted: Tue - August 11, 2009 at 11:27 AM by Roger Wilmut
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