The crocodile is not a fish

Apparently the Archibishop of New Orleans has advised that crocodile may be eaten during Lent as it is a fish.

Well!

Whatever priests might like to wish
The Crocodile is not a Fish
It has no gills, it is not thin
It does not have a shiny skin
Although it may be nice to eat
It should not count as Lenten meat
And if insulted by such feasts
It happily would dine on - Priests.

Horse d'oeuvres

I’m glad I don’t eat beef - particularly ground-up and ‘recovered’ beef. Next thing you know they’ll discover that Quorn burgers contain horse-radish.