Silly season (2)

Silly season (2)

ore 'silly season' old jokes:

'I know a man who eats nothing but Chinese food'
'Why is that?'
'He's a Chinaman'

'Where were you born?' 'Liverpool' 'What part?'
'All of me' 'Have you lived there all your life?'
'Not yet' 'Any great men born there?'
'No - only babies'

'How long has your father been in his present position?'
'Three months' 'And what is he doing?'
'Six months'

'What sort of pudding is this?'
'College Pudding'.
'Which college?'
'Just a moment - (nibbles at it) - Eton.'